Twelve Days of Christmas: Day Five

I've had quite a rough day today. Something happened that...apparently was inevitable. Does remember this all important lesson: Inevitable doesn't mean lackadaisically tolerable. Well, like she said, look on the bright side: Christmas is almost here. Indeed it is.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.

5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.